shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
imagineyuorotp: Imagine your person A stealing everything personal out of person B’s room and B finding the stuff later in a shrine.
unwrittenlaw5: do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
hamfarto: hamfarto: in german i put this guy on the corner of every paper i turn in and the teacher hates me im failing this class
its-a me twerkio
dj-bsnow: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
hermione-ganja: All I want is an episode of My Little Pony where the antagonist is male pony with a fedora cutie mark who goes around harassing everyone for pursuing their own interests instead of dating him and then the mane 6 use the elements of harmony to banish him to an actual place called the friendzone and where he is kept prisoner until he learns to appreciate having girls as friends and...
shsl-chef: hanamurateruteru: Whats the Ulimate Meme
toukos: reasons to tag ur nsfw newsflash not everyone actually likes it people may be using tumblr in a public place nsfw stuff can actually be triggering to some people
dondarrion: trugazi: bastardizations of benedict cumberbatch’s name as surrealist art
mvtk42: This is such a wonderful character: well-rounded, determined, realistic, and strong. ◡‿◡✿ I want to see what it takes to break them. ⊙‿⊙✿
rhydonmyhardon: rhydonmyhardon: why did the goth kid have camouflage on? he didn’t want to be scene